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"I happen to be the "earth" mother!? I would have been the God mother but I don't believe in God."

I’ve got one! The lips between the hips. Furry monkey. Smurf crease. Bearded oyster. Bikini biscuit. Cooter. And uh, cherry pop. Cat flaps. What about cha-cha? Hairy goblet. Pants pocket. The grand canyon. Oh here’s another one! Fish taco! Ohh I gotta good one, cream collector. Goody bag. How bout this one? Box of assorted creams. Honey pot. Dugout. Love mitten. Mermaid’s purse. Skeekee. Skeezy. I got one I got one, uh, the pink velvet sausage wallet..that’s attractive. Noni. Ham wallet. Coochie. Sweet spot. Okay I got another one! The power slot. Foo-foo valve. Pork shutters. Bermuda triangle. Crab hole. Squeegee? Vertical smile. Vessel tube. Monkey’s chin. Chewbacca. What about panty hamster? Roast beef sandwich. Uhh, camel toe! Oh that’s so generic.

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request: Alice can’t dance parallel (110/607)

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Hey is anybody out there?

Just wanted to say hello I’m alive but the sad part is that there’s still no The L Word movie.

probably there wasn’t enough people for them to kill and leave into the mysterious unknown.

We still hoped for that Alice spin off… in the meantime please share with us your favorite Alice moments if you’re just now watching the show and btw welcome to the family.